Showing posts with label Adverts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adverts. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

If it says "T's and C's Apply", then they can say pretty much anything they want...

Adverts always carry small print - whether it is a food product being sold, with the words "Serving Suggestion" on the packaging, or an unbelievable deal which is somehow limited in the small print, most ads we see have got some disclaimers built in.

Obviously this is necessary to cover the advertiser in legal terms. I saw a good example at Makro the other day - Logitech had a special on their Alto laptop stand and keyboard combo, with a free Wireless mouse.
The box showed a photo of a laptop on the stand, and the small print stated "laptop not included"...

Apparently some customers had actually complained about there being no laptop in the box (which is really too small to hold a laptop anyway - use your noggin people!), so Logitech had to cover their butts on that count.

Trouble is, some ads are just downright misleading, especially when you cannot see the ad - i.e. on radio.
I heard the new Mango Fever one today and it goes something like this:

"If you do this and this and blah and blah and buy a ticket on Mango this month.... then you can WIN A PLANE!....


What more do you want? It's a flippin' plane!

T's and C's apply."

The actual prize, as quoted on the Mango website includes the following:
The prize includes 2 reserved seats for whenever you wish to fly.  Winners enjoy an entire month of absolutely free travel between 15 November and 15 December 2010 on any of Mango’s routes (Cape Town, Johannesburg, Bloemfontein, Durban). 4 winners will be drawn and each will receive personalized treatment over the travel period. A plane will be branded for each winner, this will include the winners name and his / her picture on the plane’s exterior. Winners will travel on premium Mango Plus tickets which entitles them to:
Access to BidAir Premier Lounges. Additional 10kg checked-in baggage weight allowance. Free on-board refreshments to the value of R40 per passenger. Two seats will be personalised for each winner when flying.
The prize also includes courtesy of our partners: 
  • R2000 cash for each winner courtesy of Tempest Car Hire
  • Complimentary car hire from Tempest Car Hire over this same period
  • Complimentary accommodation for one weekend from Southern Sun (bed and breakfast, for 2 nights for 2 guests)

So when some gullible nut hears the ad and takes it at face value, they might be forgiven for thinking that they will actually end up owning some sort of flying machine... not so?
Don't get me wrong, the prize is fantastic. I am just trying to point out that when someone includes a disclaimer in their ads, they can pretty much say whatever the hell they like in the ad itself.

I could be advertising a new soft drink - let's call it "Super Juice" for want of a better name... :)
Here is how the ad could go:

"New Super Juice contains all the vitamins to keep you healthy but also sustains your energy with a blend of natural substances. The juice is non-carbonated and contains no preservatives!

Try it now - available from all leading retailers nationwide, for the limited introductory price of only R 6,99!

T's and C's apply..."

and here are the T's and C's:

"Super Juice actually contains no vitamins;
It will not keep you healthy. It may in fact make you violently ill;
Substances used in production are in fact, not natural but entirely synthetic;
The juice is carbonated. Heavily so;
The juice consists entirely of preservatives;
The juice is only available at one shop in Koffiefontein, called "Super Spaza";
The introductory price is actually R 25,00 per bottle;

Get my drift? Ok this is a silly example, but the advertiser would reasonably be able to contest any comebacks on the product, based on their disclaimer - if the customer just read it :)

Even I use T's and C's when I advertise specials, but mine are not quite that hectic :)

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Friday, February 5, 2010

KFC has the worst taglines in their adverts...

Maybe it's just me, and I am in no way an advertising buff, but I cringe everytime a KFC ad flights on TV nowadays.

Here's the thing. There could be a million (maybe more) different ways to promote something like the KFC Twister® on national television:

1. Being a fast food product, I would think that maybe KFC would want potential customers to see just how amazingly good the Twister® tastes (I assume... I have never eaten one). Food = something you eat and taste, so taste and flavour would top my list of product selling points.

2. Maybe price comes into to it as well - let customers know how affordable the Twister® is compared to some other fast food chain's offering. Good value for money and all that.

3. How about the nutritional value of the product... ok this may or may not be applicable to the Twister®, but customers may want to know that the Twister® has less calories than some other fast food, or maybe it has a low GI value, or maybe KFC only use organically grown ingredients / organically farmed chickens in the product. Who knows - there must be something they could use as a positive in terms of how healthy the product is... I think. :)

So with the above in mind, how on earth did KFC come up with the tagline for the Twister®, as illustrated in this short summary of one of their current ads...?:

A girl walks down a corridor, eating a KFC Twister®. A guy follows her. She glances nervously over her shoulder and ducks into an alley, then kicks the unsuspecting guy in the crotch as he approaches. She does this because she thinks the guy wants to mug her.
Instead, the (now mute and sterile) guy produces her wallet which she dropped, and he is returning it to her.

"At least your KFC Twister® won't make a mess of things!"...

What?? So if I go and buy a KFC Twister®, it won't make a mess of things?
Can someone please explain...? Surely the creative people at KFC could have come up with something a bit more relevant to food, than "making a mess of things"...?

The only logical thing I can think they are trying to say, is that the foil / plastic / paper packaging is somehow incredibly strong and impervious to any kind of splitting, spillage, breakage or leaking. Hence the reference to "making a mess of things".
Who knows.

I won't even get started on the "inspiration" centered KFC ads that are currently flighting...
To their credit, and so that KFC don't totally hate me when they read this, the Twister® does look pretty yummy in this pic:

I just hope it won't make a mess of things if I go out and get one...

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